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Joke of the Day
"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"
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"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."
"I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Handed over by an eastern european immigrant who doesn't care what happens to it or expect to see it again."
"The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. Yeah, I'm in to that shit."
"Why isn't having sex with a dead baby considered necrophilia? Because it was alive when you started."
"What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common? They're both period drama"
"""I just threw up in my mouth a little."" - Cows"
"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."
"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"