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Joke of the Day

"The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. Yeah, I'm in to that shit."

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."

"I went to the Reddit tennis tournament. All the servers were busy."

"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."

"Today is a military command: March Fourth!"

"God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked ""Earth"". The avocado drops out of his sandwich."

"There was this group on Facebook called Help the children in Africa who are suffering from the heat'. So I became a fan."

"Watching a Kristin Stewart movie. She's being CHASED by ppl who want her DEAD. The CHEESE STICK I'm holding has a more frightened expression"