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Joke of the Day

"I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN"

"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."

"Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes that was one of his most striking achievements."

"Fave bit of the Breaking Bad finale is when Ross is like ""DID SHE GET OFF THE METH?"" and then Rachel shows up and says ""I got off the meth."""

"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"

"*grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring"

"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."

"It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle."

"Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second... ""How do i get to the other side of the river"" The second man shouts back : ""You are on the other side of the river."""

"Why do Italians wear gold necklaces? So they know where to stop shaving"