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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't having sex with a dead baby considered necrophilia? Because it was alive when you started."

"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."

"Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice."

"""For people that are hungry but would also like something to drink."" Pitch for Soup"

"Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service."

"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me."

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"

"Polceman: ""I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."" Man: ""What's the charge?"" Polceman: ""Oh there's no charge. It's all part of the service."

"AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league"