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Joke of the Day

"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."

"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""

"What do Japanses pirates do? Fry pranes."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"

"""Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked."" - my 2 year old"

"Help, I accidentally ... build a shelf?!? What should I do?"

"Joke comments: so you can get all your best jokes in one place. Put jokes in comments!"

"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."

"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."

"HAPPY EARTH DAY! Suck it, Neptune."