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Joke of the Day
"What's a wrestling chef's signature move? A Soufflex"
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"What do you get when you mix an owl with a rooster? A cock who stays up all night."
"911 - wats ur emergency? - i got stuck in some magnets 911 - who are u? - Iron man"
"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."
"If there was a hooker named Barbie ... And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue? Edit: spelling"
"[an octopus seeing a snake for the first time] OMG a foot!"
"What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Hopefully your girlfriend"
"There's nothing funnier than a grown man aggressively dancing at somebody."
"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."
"My nickname is Spaghetti Because I'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy."