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Joke of the Day

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."

"Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world..."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"

"A dead person, a 2 year old, and a thot are all asked to count to ten. Which one can do it? It's the thot that counts."

"Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke"

"Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote."

"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"

"What do you do for a living? I herd cattle. Ah, you're a rancher? No, I'm a Zumba instructor."

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"Whats the most common work of fiction? The average persons resume"