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Joke of the Day

"Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? They are flexible."

"What up Holmes? ~Watson"

"I always wanted to be a seamstress... But I could never mend-straight."

"When Santa arrives at home, he says: Honey, I'm ho-ho-home! ... I'll show myself out."

"Two cannibals are having a chat... ""I've become a vegetarian you know."" ""But I just saw you eat that man!"" ""He was a Swede"""

"science defines a baby as ""a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"""

"I met a dwarf the other day... He was a pretty average guy; a little mean"

"Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? Because they are all wet."

"That's about as useful as... ...Anne Frank's drumkit."

"In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"