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Joke of the Day
"Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? They are flexible."
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"Hey did you know a new medication came out for depressed lesbians? Tridixigin"
"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers, they can go through 88 stories in 8 seconds."
"Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you"
"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."
"Disney just hired someone to raise and tend for their cows. I believe Mulan was hired on Moo-lawn."
"I just deleted all the German names from my phone's contacts. Now it's hans free."
"Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else."
"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."