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Joke of the Day

"Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn't change Her: yeah... anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window"

"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."

"A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles"

"What do you call a row of boxers? A punchline."

"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."

"Men's briefs that are two sizes too big are just ""whities"" I suppose."

"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."

"If you want to set up a company and run it then that's your business."

"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."

"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."