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Joke of the Day

"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it."

"There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone"

"I don't see the issue with microcephaly. Personally, I love a little head."

"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"

"a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything"

"Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !"

"I bought my friend a cat for their room. They said thank you I like cats. I said you're welcome me too. Cat said mewtwo."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ...Look for the Fresh Prints..."