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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Hudyanika Bolokov"
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"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""
"""The Ugly Duckling"" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive."
"What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited? Run Berry, run!"
"Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted."
"Oxymoron Black people"
"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"
"""Read 'em and weep"" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII."
"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."
"My sex life is like a Bond villain... Goldfinger"