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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"

"Why did President Kennedy never get drunk? He wasn't very good at taking shots."

"I thought I was wrong once.... but I was mistaken."

"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."

"Today, my son, Sam, told me that he wanted to become a woman. I've always wanted a Trans Sam."

"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"

"Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback... Staff problems."

"What did the male titanic say to the female titanic? Nothing he just broke the ice."

"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"

"If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away."