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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"Q: Why are cows always broke? A: The farmers milk them dry."

"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """

"I fucked myself last night. I wanted to get first-hand experience."

"Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French? It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States"

"What do you call a cat with an eating disorder? A cat."

"Don't sleep with family members... ...no matter how much they incest."

"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."

"Now that people with zodiac tattoos feel stupid, I'm waiting for China to change its alphabet and indians to start clubs instead of tribes."