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"Haha we can see inside your cage You like it when we poke you with that stick right?"
"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."
"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"
"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."
"A Man Walks Into A Bra... Dyslexia's a bitch, ain't it."
"Stare at the waitress's boobs when you tell her you want ""everything"" on your sandwich. Ya never know..."
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seatbelt on"
"I used to be into infantalism... I eventually grew out of it."