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"If you like blowing candles on your birthday, what does that make you? A gay candle."
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"ST BERNARD DOG: [getting ready for work] Honey have you seen my barrel? WIFE: Which one? SBD: The little one I wear AROUND MY NECK EVERY DAY"
"A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks ""what's shaking?"" The cashier replies ""Nepal"""