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Joke of the Day
"""date night!"" = ""our relationship died a year ago!"""
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"[Baby trying to say first words] Baby: b..bu Me: cmon son Baby: bu..bu..s Wife: Yes sweetheart Baby: Bush did 9/11 Me[tearing up]: He knows"
"But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe"
"Never trust stairs, They're always up to something."
"""Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"" ""Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."""
"I hate it when someone asks you for directions and you can't remember a street name so you have to strangle them behind the gas station."
"You know your life sucks when... Your job sucks, Your kids suck, And your wife doesn't."
"Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy"
"What's the difference between an old cat and a little kitten? An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody."
"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."