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Joke of the Day
"You know your life sucks when... Your job sucks, Your kids suck, And your wife doesn't."
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"I opened the door last night to carol singers & said ""Do you know Silent Night?"" ""Yes"" they replied ""Well piss off then because I want one!"""
"What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'? Al Gore Rhythms"
"""Who am I?"" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman."
"I am Patrick Cox with Tax Masters I like my women Easy 10-40 EZ"
"What do you call Aaron Rodgers' generous daughter? Sharon Rodgers"
"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"
"Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of ""in"" is."
"Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two mars bars fall out of a vending machine at once."