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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy"

"I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?"

"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"I have so much more fun on Twitter than Facebook, because love from strangers is always more exciting."

"never trust an atom they make up everything"

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Whatcha dooooin'? 911: Sir, are you in danger? Me: *giggles* You're always so worried, but I'm fine, silly"

"Three girls were waiting for their periods ..."

"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."

"""Blackhat"" opens to just $4M this weekend with a $70M budget, making it the first bomb of 2015. Biggest hack in the movie? Micheal Mann"

"What do people wear when they go to a new planet? Terraformal wear."