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Joke of the Day

"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

"Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!"

"Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons? Because of inflation"

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."

"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"

"""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy."""

"I got dumped by the personal trainer I was dating. When I asked why, she said we just weren't working out."

"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."

"If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I'd go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late."