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Joke of the Day
"But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe"
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"What happened to the over amorous clam? It pulled a mussel."
"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"
"I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne's parents."
"Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill really pisses me off. Now its only worth 2 more then a $10 bill..."
"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? How the hell did they get inside a light bulb?"
"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"
"There's a new band called ""1023Mb"" They don't have any gigs yet."
"My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already."