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Joke of the Day

"My Grandma Discovered an online knitting forum She was upset the other day, apparently she used the *wrong thread* and the Mods banned her."

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"

"Did you hear Lorraina Babbitt died in LA? She was on the highway and some dick cut her off."

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the papers jammin' again."

"What's the lightest thing in the world? The penis, Because we can lift it with a thought."

"They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it."

"Two fish are in a tank... the first fish says to the second... ""You man the guns, i'll drive!"""

"What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence"

"I was feeling down. My girlfriend told me to go somewhere that I haven't been in a while that would cheer me up. (NSFW) So I stuck it in her ass. I feel much better"