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Joke of the Day
"What's the lightest thing in the world? The penis, Because we can lift it with a thought."
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"A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments? Unthinkable."
"what do you call 4 and 25 cents? foreign change"
"My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom."
"You know what's great about jewish tires? They don't just turn on a dime, they pick it up too"
"Finished my first short film. It's a horror/drama that will scare and make you weep. It's basically just footage of me naked."
"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"
"Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended."
"For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, ""I'm a nudist."" I haven't worn it yet."
"What does a vampire with a weight problem drink? Blood light"