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Joke of the Day

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the papers jammin' again."

"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."

"I'd make a joke about mentally handicapped people... But I can't compete with the one God already made"

"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."

"Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !"

"Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance! Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!"

"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."

"I hate arrogant people....It's like they think they're better than me...No one is better than me!"

"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."

"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"