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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Lorraina Babbitt died in LA? She was on the highway and some dick cut her off."
Next Joke
"What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas? It pines."
"Me: when is the pizza ready? Dad: will you wait! Me: I DID MY WAITING Dad: oh god no Me: TWELVE YEARS Dad: not again Me: IN AZKABAN"
"What do you call it when you can't see your skin? Pore resolution"
"i've fallen out of my fair share of windows in my time and lets be honest, glass and air look basically the same"
"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"
"Me: ""I can't turn on the shower"" Plumber: ""It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"" *Hands over shower cap*"
"A money-hungry man opted to change his name And the Rich get Richard"
"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"
"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"