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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence"
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"What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects."
"A gunmen shoots up a clothing store.. So many casual tee's"
"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."
"WARNING Drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."
"I dream about living in a world where Adobe never asks me to update it."
"in the darkest corner of my room, dick cheney sits brooding, waiting til i fall asleep. or it's a lampshade. kinda dark and i'm nearsighted."
"I sent the guy on the couch to the store for bread. I'll get 6 texts and a phone call and he'll come back with peaches."
"I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara. Whoops, wrong sub"
"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""