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Joke of the Day
"They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it."
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"Christmas tree's for single mom's Just big enough for her to carry by herself"
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
"One atom asks a hipster atom, ""Hey, did you lose an electron?"" The hipster atom replies, ""No, I'm just being ionic."""
"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."
"We need a channel that plays kitten videos. All kittens, all the time. When shit gets intense, turn on the kittens. #kittenchannel"
"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"
"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"
"Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."
"For gods sake! You'd think it would be safe not locking a car in a church carpark on a Sunday, apparently NOT. Anyway I got 8 iPhones."