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Joke of the Day
"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"
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"Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a sex change op? It's because they are trans-parent."
"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."
"PRIEST: In the beginning there was the word ME: capsicum P: no M: tumescent gerund caliphate P: stop trying to guess the word M: maelstrom"
"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."
"What do Tony Romo and a french whore have in common? They both do a great amount of sucking for four quarters."
"My superpower is being able to talk to dead people... they can't talk back, though."
"Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization."
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"
"Don't you hate it when... The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?"