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Joke of the Day

"Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a sex change op? It's because they are trans-parent."

"New diet plan: murder all the skinny people."

"Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in his field."

"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."

"What is Stewie Griffin's least favorite Fallout weapon? The Fat Man."

"When I was growing up, we were so poor that... Soap-on-a-rope was considered to be jewelry in our house."

"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."

"Just got real sweaty because I started thinking about a babe in an ankle-length all denim overall dress"

"If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader"

"I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, ""At least they picked me"""