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Joke of the Day
"My superpower is being able to talk to dead people... they can't talk back, though."
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"What do a redhead and a freezer have in common? They've both got ice on the inside."
"Difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat."
"When I was a kid my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."
"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
"My cousin, who's a karate expert, joined the Army. First time he saluted he nearly killed himself."
"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."
"How do you make 30 senior citizens swear? Shout ""Bingo!"" before them"
"What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]"
"I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking... My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills."