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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization."

"I was constipated today and cursed my butt with an appropriate word Asshole."

"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."

"What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ""Spit out your gum!"" The other goes, ""Choo Choo Choo"""

"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way"

"What makes an ink joke so funny? The plot."

"Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."

"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"