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Joke of the Day
"A father asked his son how baking school was going ""I knead some dough."""
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"It's weird how many of my ancestors were sepia-toned."
"What do you call a gigolo donkey? Hee-Haw"
"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."
"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"
"> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn > Delete email account > Sell house, live in woods > Find bottle in river > Has note inside > It's from LinkedIn"
"10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF."
"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."
"It's a boy! ""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."
"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"