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Joke of the Day
"It's weird how many of my ancestors were sepia-toned."
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"what's your plan for this rap battle? ""just keep rhyming his name till he can't recover"" dope, here he comes *in walks a giant orange*"
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."
"As a Chinese comedian many people ask about my opinion on our government... I can't complain."
"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."
"Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip."
"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""
"What's your favorite clock time? Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down."
"Why did robin williams cross the road? I Fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!!"
"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"