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Joke of the Day

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"

"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""

"What do you call a poop that went to med school? Dookie Howser"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants The bartender says, ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says, ""I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"""

"""That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice."" No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate"

"What do you call it when 2 homosexuals stare into eachother's eyes? A gaze."

"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge . :)"

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"A Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine""."

"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"