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Joke of the Day

"10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF."

"How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap."

"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""

"What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."

"I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner."

"That awkward moment when you're digging a hole to hide a body, and you find another body #truestory"

"[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] ""We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."""

"Are you from Memphis? Cause you look like your parents were related."

"During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger. Because I wanted a second opinion."

"If we really want our kids to be smarter, we should require pornstars to moan historical facts during sex"