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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gigolo donkey? Hee-Haw"
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"Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."
"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."
"if you receive a mason jar at no cost.... does that make it a freemason jar?"
"My grandma started dying in the living room Well, I guess it isn't the living room anymore."
"What did the clock say to the class? Stopwatch you're doing!"
"What's the difference between raping and rapping? One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent."
"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"North-Korean food I made North korean food for my GF. She said pizza isn't North korean. I said Shut up and eat it."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."