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Joke of the Day
"Seahawks on the Super Bowl Hey, so are you guys wanting to win the Super Bowl? Nah, we'll pass."
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"My first act as ruler of the universe would be changing the week to: Sunday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? You wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on your face."
"Two condoms drive by a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""let's get shit-faced!"""
"*gets hit by a car* Passerby: ""ARE YOU OKAY?"" Me: ""Please... I need my... phone"" *opens Twitter* Me: ""LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"""
"Dear woman who likes to bring her friends along on our first date. You are simply giving me more options just in case I am not feeling you."
"*Drives by train wreck* Train wreck:""I have a boyfriend."""
"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"
"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."
"What did the redneck get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce."