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Joke of the Day
"*Drives by train wreck* Train wreck:""I have a boyfriend."""
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"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"
"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"
"I can hear everything you're mumbling under the duct tape. Yes, I will marry you."
"No Job ?? Better Blow-Job than No-Job !"
"sleepy from being on your phone too much? there's a nap for that"
"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."
"I spend so much time alone I may as well just be ugly."
"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"
"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"