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Joke of the Day

"A veteran's son asks him ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" The dad replies, ""Nope! But I got shot in the leggy."""

"Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum"

"I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science."

"You don't hear much from our Vice President.... Obama zipped him up and he's a-biden. Edit: typo. For you, grammar nazis."

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."

"When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day"

"If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?"

"Why do married men love golf so much? Because it's not the same three holes over and over again."

"How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse? That was dill!"

"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."