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Joke of the Day

"A veteran's son asks him ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" The dad replies, ""Nope! But I got shot in the leggy."""

"What's the definition of ""trust""? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job."

"""There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."""

"Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband? I found the rubberband!"

"I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"

"So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH."

"Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam."

"Hellen Keller list!!"