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Joke of the Day

"How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse? That was dill!"

"I was sitting there... A lady walked into the bar I asked her ""Did it hurt?"""

"What is the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit, while odor is a whiff of.. Shit."

"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather. He won't be able to read it anyway."

"What's my favorite machine at the gym? The snack machine."

"Only in America... Can you shoot up a whole church and still be hated less than someone who shot a lion."

"1. Rage against the machine. 2. Check to make sure machine is plugged in. 3. Apologize to the toaster for the misunderstanding."

"A baby is like a bee farm I don't have one, but if I did, I would stay the fuck away from it."

"When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea."

"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"