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Joke of the Day
"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."
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"Q: Why is the banana the most popular fruit? A: Because of its appeal."
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... Twice."
"Dear necessity, happy mothers day! -Invention."
"I got a handjob from a blind girl and she told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever felt. She was pulling my leg."
"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Its hips."
"How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough? When the (w)hole job's done."
"What type of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"
"""I just can't help myself!"" paramedic on his deathbed"