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Joke of the Day

"The nice thing about Hide-and-Seek is your children voluntarily go in a closet and be quiet for 3 hours."

"i made a joke about /r/jokes mods [Removed]"

"Do I hate when people answer their own questions? Yes."

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."

"Hey person who wrote ""WASH ME"" on my car, I know it wasn't my car that wrote that. My car doesn't speak English. I'm onto you."

"My car, spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of ppl, & my Korean friend screams""HIT THE BLAKES"" & I'm like""I CANT BE THAT SELECTIVE"""

"What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? Is *anything* okay?!"

"Massive victory for business ethics advocates! After years of negotiation and hard work, an industry-wide agreement has finally banned opticians from using contracts containing small print."

"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"