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Joke of the Day
"The are only 3 kinds of people. The ones who can count. And the ones who can't."
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"When I started telling dad jokes like my father I knew I was full groan."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Why don't you starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."
"""Mom, do you have time to play Crazy 8's?"" ""No I'm making dinner, I don't have the time to learn a new game right now."" ""It's not new, it was made in the 1960's"""
"[a girl favs my tweet] [goes to pharmacy] one condom please"
"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"
"What did my dad say after he asked for frozen casserole That's chili. E:dit Ok execution could be better. Any tips?"
"Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found."
"I like having fun with strangers in elevators by slowly moving my finger towards the emergency stop button while maintaining eye contact."