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Joke of the Day

"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."

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"I like my women like I like my coffee. Silent"
"Here's a joke! My social life!"
"For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles."
"It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain. I can't wait to complain about that."
"What is the similarity between women and square roots? If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head."
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"
"I like my women like I like my government. No Bush."
"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"