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Joke of the Day
"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."
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"if u hear ur roommate using ur beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same u should buy a new beard trimmer"
"Doctor doctor I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties."
"You know you've been coding for too long when... System.express(feelings.tired);"
"I could have sworn I heard a chorus of a thousand tiny voices rising up from the shower drain to wish me a Happy Fathers Day."
"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."
"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"
"I don't always kill spiders, sometimes I stare at them a short while to see if we can reach an understanding"
"Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. ""Thanks for the refill!"""
"3 guys walked into a bar... I was outside, i didn't see what happend..."