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Joke of the Day
"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"
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"You don't realize how much you miss your privacy until you have a toddler hugging you the entire time you pee."
"What's an Arab's favorite car? Citroen C4"
"Why was the bi-sexual man so healthy? Because he ate plenty of fruits and vag."
"What's the best name for a male dildo-maker? [NSFW] Dick Smith."
"No body What do you call a man with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"If she's ""one-in-million"" there's 1,344 of her in China."
"What's a questionable hole blocker? A butt plug (but why? you ask)"
"I really was gonna jog at the park today....but I just found an empty park bench so I'll just have a few smokes and cheer the joggers on."
"Not to brag, but I can cure my wife's insomnia just by taking my clothes off."