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Joke of the Day
"College is like unprotected sex... Good until you get tested"
Next Joke
"Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people."
"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."
"Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."
"So I got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out "
"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! Well don't have a shower because you might be dry clean only."
"*looks at you in batman voice*"
"So I studied abroad in college... She never called me back though."
"My wife of 57 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her choose one, I can't do both."
"Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail? He tried to shoot himself but missed."