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Joke of the Day
"So I got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out "
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"To clean up or just move. This is the question."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. The question is how they got in there."
"I've been pro-immigration but if one more Mexican restaurant tries to charge me for chips and salsa, the deal's fucking off. Comprende?"
"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"
"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""
"In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads."
"I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits."
"I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."
"Made it to the level of old where I turned down a beer so it wouldn't mess with the aftertaste of the milkshake I just had."