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Joke of the Day

"Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."

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"What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa? A cowch potato!"
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"A double-amputee walks into a bar Then he remembers he's already legless and walks out again."
"An electron and a positron went into a bar and got totally annihilated."
"Me: I invited Todd over for dinner. Wife: Uncle Todd or Todd who takes things literally? *Todd exits out the back door with our television*"
"I'm out of coffee until tomorrow, but I just saw three squirrels doing it together so I guess my Monday's balancing out pretty well."