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Joke of the Day

"Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people."

"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"

"The year is 2020. Hip hop has fully merged with dubstep, creating the genre of music known as Dubhop. All hope for mankind is lost"

"Lies I'll never stop telling: 1. I'd never put you in a home, mom. 2. It's 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus."

"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."

"why do woman get periods? because they deserve them"

"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."

"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"

"Me: Want to see me do The Robot? Friend: Sure. Me: Friend: Why aren't you moving? Me: Updating software."

"A Tree walks into a bank... ...and says to the teller, ""I'd like to take out a loan."" The teller replies, ""You'll have to talk to our branch manager."""