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Joke of the Day
"So I studied abroad in college... She never called me back though."
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"Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I'd just put my hoodie on backwards"
"What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful They get Vlasic surgery"
"Last winter we had really bad snow, I rung my boy for some weed and when he answered he said ""sorry bro I just can't deal with this weather"""
"Your search - Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat - did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat."
"[interview] ""Describe yourself in 5 words."" me: Salacious. Professionally sensual. HR compliant."
"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."
"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."
"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."
"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"