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Joke of the Day
"I'll stop gnawing the ends off violins when they stop looking like Cinnabons."
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"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"
"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"
"What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to? Deceased"
"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"
"*waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*"
"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."