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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside."

"That awkward moment when you see someone that you've been texting all day and you have nothing to say because you already know everything."

"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"

"I was nervous my first day in, so I walked up to the toughest guy in the cafeteria and knocked him out... but I lost my job as a middle school teacher"

"I never learnt the meaning of the word truancy... ...I wasn't at school that day."

"Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot."

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries."

"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her."

"If my dad was president of this country... There would be no Isis. It would be Waswas. Dad walked in to the kitchen and dropped this on me."