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Joke of the Day

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."

"Tired of being single? Just lower your standards a bit. My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop."

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."

"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."

"It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents basement on acid the whole time"

"Being fat is just a giant trophy for all of the awesome food you ate."

"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."

"Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real."

"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"